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An
arBitrary
conConction
of odDness
I confEss
in alPHabet form you can
garGle,
tHough you cannot
spIt.
I Joke of course
but Kid you not-
you cLean your conscience
with aMple amounts
of aNti-bacterial snot.
or nOt?
or sPit.
an exQuisite display
of disarRay
quite caSual in
a trying-Too-hard type of way.
you can soUnd the alarm
but belieVe you me I
look forWard to offsetting
you, eXtremely;
like mY friend letter F-
who got jipped.